Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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