im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
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At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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