Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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