Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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