she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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