I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
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Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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