is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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