He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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