I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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