Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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