I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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