I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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