Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
they're like a gay fantastic four
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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