She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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