I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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