I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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