You work out of a Hotel?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
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For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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