Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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