i think my mom watched the whole time
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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