I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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