i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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