Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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