There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Hippo gnu deer
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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