Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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