so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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