I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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