People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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