omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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