So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Boobs are out for the taking
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Who died my cat blue again?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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