If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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