you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You left your phone here
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