Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
sex in a hospital.. check
PANTIES FOUND
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
