talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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