on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Never underestimate the power of titties
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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