Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Buhtt sex?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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