I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
How does one acquire holy water?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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