Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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