When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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