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(414): View more from Wisconsin

i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.

(719): View more from Colorado

she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.

(414): View more from Wisconsin

are you serious?

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(917): View more from New York City

My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.

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(510): View more from California

Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands

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Tgat was the small dick alert

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars

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(317): View more from Indiana

His dick is social distance approved

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Social distance approved?

(317): View more from Indiana

big enough for me to fuck from six feet away

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