If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
where am i from again
what day is it and did you see me today?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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