just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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