This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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