I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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