I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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