You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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