I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I think i got beer on your cat.
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