guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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