Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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