He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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