Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
The ass gains better be worth it
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