Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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