Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
