She said her name was "party"
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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