Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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