"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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