If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
The ass gains better be worth it
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