If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper