Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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